Slop is now Nadella

Let's Santorum Nadella!

Mr. Slop himself

Satya Nadella, the CEO of Microsoft, recently wrote a blog post about how we should move on from calling low-quality AI-generated content "slop".

It hasn't gone down very well, to say the least.

Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling It “Slop”
In a year-end writeup on the state of AI, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella made it clear he’d really like us to stop saying “slop.”

The failure to read the room in light of the backlash against Copilot features on Windows 11 is quite staggering. Then again, Microsoft's destiny is basically tied to OpenAI at the moment, so the stakes are high and the fiduciary duty to shareholders weighs heavy – like a bomb attached to their necks that will go off once the share price goes below a certain number.

What can we do about it, aside from putting that happy image in your head? The Fediverse has a few ideas:

Mastodon post by Ben Todd monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org: "Hey Guys, gals, people and pets, Satya Nadella is getting tired of people calling AI Slop output AI Slop. If everyone can stop that's be great as it is upsetting Microslops share holders.   Don't start calling Microslop Microslop or use the #microslop tag as it might burst the AI bubble and then Microslop might have to take SlopPilot out of Windows. As you know, that would be terrible."
Post link: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@monkeyben/115838979615461502

That's a good start, but Charlie Stross (yes, that one) had a better one:

Mastodon post by Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop: "I disagree!  We should do as Microsoft's CEO wants and stop calling AI garbage Slop. Instead we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!"
Post link: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/115842216405451610

So let's make it official: slop is now Nadella! Let's get it on the dictionary!

To make this easier, I came up with a quick browser extension that, you guessed it, replaces every mention of "slop" with "Nadella". It hasn't been published to the Chrome Store yet (stuck in review...) but you can install it manually right now:

Release SlopToNadella 1.0.0 · fzero/slop-to-nadella
This is the same file submitted to the Chrome Extension Store for local installation. Installation Unzip SlopToNadella.zip into a folder Find the “Manage Extensions” option on Chrome Enable “Devel…

Go forth and spread the word.

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Post link: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/115844373657888048